World's First
Toll Ramp

In order to improve the accessibility into our home for a couple of family members, we made the decision to have a ramp built going in from the garage. Of course, this "small" undertaking ended up including moving a door, tearing out existing steps, re-wiring light switches, new sheetrocking and painting....just to mention a few things.
According to the final cost of this project, this must be a beautiful and stunning architectural addition to our home. Opening the bill practically stunned me into paralysis myself.
It is for this reason that we have chosen to make this into a TOLL RAMP. We kindly ask that anyone visiting our home (friends, family, girl scouts, jehovah's witnesses, etc.) please enter and exit this way. It is called the ALL-ACCESS toll ramp because using it will allow you to stroll past the neat-as-a-pin storage room of Terry's, through the lovely well-kept garage, and into the back door with an incredible view of the dirty clothes.
There will be a 50 cent charge for use going up or down (teenagers going in and out should help tremendously, and during holiday get-togethers, we figure we can net almost 8 bucks one-way!) We should have it paid off in about 35 years.
COME ONE AND ALL! COME SOON AND COME OFTEN!!